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when I die scrape out my insides and hook my skin up to the wacky inflatable tube machine

TECHCEMBER

Why don’t you love me ? ....

Tyrants always reward compliance with more tyranny. Do not comply with tyrants.

The biggest enemy to black progress in America is the liberal agenda.

Calling a kid a nigger is perfectly fine when he is indeed a nigger

A glimpse of what my New Year’s looked like... #Ranthambore #Rajasthan

If i played hockey i would’ve been Pavel Datsyuk

Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious

Dusty Baker confirmed that he will return as the Astros manager next season.

I miss the crypto guys with the laser eyes telling us to “have fun staying poor” — where did they all go?

I have never done a sexual favor for anything. I deserve presents for breathing.

when you're about to just absolutely fucking destroy a shithead kid who doesn't respect dinos

Wish these world leaders stop tripping about power and really think about whose really getting affected (citizens) besides the whole world is in a crisis.War,sanctions,invasions should be the last thing these leaders should worry about. https://t.co/25qemEtzF9

The difference between most people saying “im immunized” vs Aaron Rogers saying “im immunized”, is like the difference between most people saying “I love you like a brother” and Aaron Rogers saying “I love you like a brother”