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Simone Tebet teria se reunido com Lula e condicionado o apoio à implementação de uma política que distribua iPads para as escolas públicas A iniciativa receberia o nome de Simone Tablet

ROYAL SCORES!!!

Shut the fuck up piano teeth you have dentures at 21. Who is watching your child while your gf foams at the mouth over cod pros in the front row? https://t.co/clWp5IDecC

Gushers wouldn’t be Gushers without the Black community and your voices. We’re working with @fruitbythefoot on creating space to amplify that. We see you. We stand with you.

Tbh I get really turned on when people rsvp correctly.

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Just ran over a rabbit. Devastated.

Get rich then get off the grid

yeah i have ADHD... absolutely divine head disorder

I want this Government to be criticised. Criticism makes democracy strong: PM @narendramodi

If this works, I'm treating myself to a volcano lair. It's time.

Hbox showed me some sketches of his girlfriend as an anthropomorphized dragon. He grabbed me by the scruff of my neck and said, "if the feeling is real, the person is real." I said, "that seems really unhealthy, Hbox." He said, "oh, so now it's a crime to fuck your notebook?"

we’ve normaIized enough. time to stigmatize.

being cute is a defense mechanism for cats like if i didn’t find that screamy poopy zoom-zoom demon in my house cute i would most definitely launch it into space