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I really don’t even feel like a person anymore like…

the assumptions ppl make about me are so wrong it’s funny atp

I honestly feel like I should be allowed to dip out of here without anybody complaining lol like come on y’all be fr I’m not finna do this life shit for 50 more years

For the record when I say I’m gonna be sober I am not talking about from weed ever lol like no never that

The way I be playing on this man’s phone sends me. Im truly hilarious

Last night was mad fun but that was def my cue to stop drinking cause why did I lose my jacket w my wallet & keys in it

I’m so annoyed w myself rn lol

not this man in the chair when I got here… like girl I could be sleep rn

why is my Uber driver listening to murder mysteries rn 😭 like sir I just woke up can we listen to sum that’s not gon put me back to bed

now why did I schedule this hair appt early asf 😭

yay I got called into work early lolol I was literally about to get groceries but okay

my job is definitely making me depressed… I love it but we’re so understaffed that some of us are being hella overworked & I’m tired

someone needs to pay me for my existence atp like I cannot keep working like this 😭

in the mood for a bougie ass vacation

survivor’s guilt is gonna be the death of me