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gratitude is longitude

only love

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the universe always has the last clap back

READY TO CAESER SALAD THE DAY! (that's what they say right??)

What's the cut off age of being able to say "I want to grow old with you" like 50? 65? 31? :-/

I think my tamagotchi just shat itself to death ??#busy #tech #metgala

Also just give me a magic eraser and some slightly scuffed white walls and that's what I call a good time.

Made a sandwich, baby-wiped my laptop and grabbed my noise cancelling headphones. Going in ???

I just dabbed as I sneezed into my arm. I'm gonna give myself a 5 minute timeout now.

Found a curly fry in my dress just now. Gonna eat it. Hope that's ok. #goodnightgoldenglobes

Ok fine, I'll date you Alicia Vikander.

Who needs a lighter when ya thighs so thick they rub together n' make fire ? #holidays

When ur boyfriend jeans are also ur skinny jeans ?