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I keep seeing ya’lls plantain tweets and having a mini heart attack 🙄

If cheaters who complain about monogamy's lack of realism whenever they get caught *actually* disliked monogamy, you would think they'd stop gleefully committing to monogamous relationships...?

The timeline has so much empathy for former child stars and substance use this week. I expect everyone to keep that same energy w/ everyone else being crushed by capitalism & turning to substances lol.

After 3 weeks of targeted advertising, ya'll won @PrettyLitter. I bought a stupid bag of ya'lls health-monitoring cat litter and it's great.

I asked the weed man for a pre-roll with grabba in it & he said, “I thought your GF doesn’t like grabba…” sir if you don’t mind your business 😅

oh my god please stop telling me how many bookmarks my tweets are getting hgdfxghfdkjh

just asked my gf to get me more milk as reparations

I don't have to win, I just need purity culture to lose. Real bad!

I don't be checking my DMs anywhere anymore. I simply cannot keep up with 7+ message inboxes. Contact me via carrier pigeon, baby.

Every time I *finally* make it to the bottom of my email inbox I'm like, "That wasn't even that bad, what is wrong with me????" 😭

"Why isn't it womandalorian? Or transolorian? 😒" -- @oliviazayry

Sorry, just remembered someone called Halle Berry WHITE PASSING today. Unbelievable. We need to go back to Black History Month to explain passing again.