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Si te vas a portar mal, me invitas... 🔱

how much the tooth fairy suppose to leave underneath because inflation u know 🙄

Don't forget today to do your taxes. No one wants to help you on Saturday.

My debt-to-income ratio is 28.99% 😁 not bad.

When are kids allow to sit in the front of the car?

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. — feeling thankful

I kept every diaper receipt, when Amaya gets her first paycheck, I'm getting my money back! Believe that!!!! #cheapdads 😜lol😂

Gentlemen are a dying breed. Be one and you’ll stand out.

Hookers aren’t cool, but remember, the free ones are a lot more expensive. lol ahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Buy a plunger before you need a plunger. LOL

So I'm off
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday!

Looking for a roommate or a good place to rent, any suggestions?

To my future teenage daughter, Amaya! Put your dang phone DOWN.

#ifunny5

Dear beautiful parents and grandparents,

Grandkids= free tech support

Sincerely,
Tech support