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Add anything and everything to Rajma Chawal and you can never make it taste like shit unless you are a mess cook at NITK

how to get maximum BT out of a semester

I'll never be able to understand what is the difference
Have heard bangis say I'm up for yes and I'm down for yes as well

>Write and plan out everything in Notion
>Copy the whole thing and paste it into google docs
> Re-format it because google docs is broken
>Share it to their emails because these peasants don't use notion and neither do they want to buy obsidian premium

Fourth years 7th semester me aise act karte hain jaise shehensha hain college ke, full control chahiye inko
aur 8th sem me aisa ghumenge jaise fakir aadmi hain, jhola leke chal padenge
not even a smooth transition

Oh god, I can't see this guy sad, please give him some fun in season 2😭😭😭

trying my best to control my inner misogynist when my girlfriend said "she at least washes the dishes" to reply with "isn't that a by-default feature?"

No Shave November December January February March April May June July August September October 🫶

good beard days coming cause girlfriends not there to pester

chhodo bhai ye sab cg vg to faltu hota hai, mujhe kaha btech ke baad kuch karna hai

Hey Bhagwan, mera pura internship ka paisa mai donate kardunga, CG 8.5 ke upar maintain karwa de🙏🙏

pencho kya hi friday hai bhai itna dukh aajtak nahi dekha

This is the worst possible design for a purse. It's not a carry bag, a sling bag, a side bag or anything
when you hang it from your shoulder it looks like a dead baby is hanging
Why does this exist and ladies, why are you buying this?

the worst God could do is put me in parallel with a baby in flight
and he did

last weekend went literally what friday lord suggests to do 🙏