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@normaldanish
it's always these days when I'm really low on sleep when someone asks me "aur bhai kaisa chal raha hai"
i always take my hand below my eyes and say "ye kala dikh raha hai aankhon ke neeche?"
the person never bothers me again for the entire week

@normaldanish
still don't have a clue how my phone is alive, it has faced more atrocities than any electronic gadget that exists

@normaldanish
just tried obsidian because notion wasnt syncing, and now i am very confused, why did they have to make it so simple. bye bye notion, but like notion has ~200 pages of mine synced so that i can access on phone as well, give me sync on obsidian and I'm going

@normaldanish
feels so good when you mail them about a bug and they fix it, idk if they even saw my mail, but feels good nonetheless


@normaldanish
eating raw chillies with tandoori chicken is the latest genius food discovery I've had

@normaldanish
I just can't imagine Piyush Mishra singing anything other than Ik Bagal
Was listening to his Coke Studio songs and was wishing the next line is "Ik bagal me chaand hoga ik bagal me loriyan" at every single line ππππ
