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thanking my mom every day that i am not named jake

Money should be a stand-alone course taught in schools. Teach our children how to invest, how compound interest works, how insurance works, how to save money and budget the right way. Prepare them for adulthood.

November’s over??? Decemberlying ???

If kids can learn active shooter drills, they can learn about racism,

Just realized I went to my kid’s parent-teacher meeting wearing a mask that said “bitch please I’m a unicorn,” so that’s where I’m at

if Nerlens Noel and Evan Engram played catch, what would happen?

I’m taking my diet and finances so seriously next year I need to stop thinking life is not real

Lando leaving behind Fewtrell for Fewtaxes 😭😭😭

I broke my black tourmaline :( I forgot I had it in my pants and dropped it and it shattered. What should I do with it ? #crystals #metaphysics #blacktourmaline #spirituality

this is possibly the best tweet i’ve ever seen https://t.co/hiJsyBqIj9

After party gossips with my #ladies from @DApeWives

#DAW #dawfam #miami #party #DesperateApeWives #eth #nft #art #women #trending #WomensArt #miamitimes

Sometimes you got to lay low, get back in the lab, and come back BETTER THAN EVER 💯

it has come to my attention that internet vigilantes are debating whether the grim reaper is the ultimate villain in our timeline. i would like to encourage some speculation that the much bigger villain is my wife who just put me in time out for calling my kid an incel

I'm soft suit girl with nothing but fluff and air inside me, and I hop hop hop

My girlfriend’s new boyfriend asked me about NFTs. I told him to go all in on yetis. Fuck you José.