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If a woman was chosen to bear God in her uterus, we’re sure as hell chosen to bear God into pulpits

wie findet ihr einvernehmliche englische Kleinstadt Agreed upon Terms

i will get a husband and make him my bitch

#WeveGotACountryToSave

I'm selling my car
@ToyotaSA Etios
2017
65789 KM
White in color
Hatchback
No accident
R90 000
I won't be able afford petrol
#PetrolPrice

Guys I'm big leagues now. The legend approves. Please send your 7-figure+ book deal requests to my DMs thanks. https://t.co/fdFXvPYhEf

uçur bizi vent uçur bizi

Hey @Akash_2106, here's your habitate suit avatar. Who's next?

Why nobody named they son “nightquan” it’s only Dayquans out here

screw crypto, brocoli to da moon!

A #happy #customer sharing her #feedback after a pleasant experience of covid-19 care with us at #FIMS. Thank you Ms. Sangeetha G for this feedback, as this #motivates us to do better.
#fimshospitals #happycustomer #tuesdaymotivations #ThankfulTuesday #tuesdayvibe #TuesdayFeeling

To all the haters out there, we will see. Check back with me in 2025

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for

Don’t know what to post for December? Go to your analytics, pick your top 30 pieces of content for 2021, use the hashtag #BestOf2021 , and post them everyday.

I've been wearing my boyfriend's hoodie around the house for the last week. I tried to give it back last night. "That's not my hoodie." Realised with horror I've been wearing our builder's hoodie. In front of the builder.