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@jonsteingart @AnthonyMKreis You know, the guy who actually does the reading. He's lovely

You know you getting old when everything your parents told you about is STARTING TO MAKE SENSE NOW💯

SPOILER ALERT: there will continue to be new COVID variants until we reach the final strain of the virus called COMMUNISM. Wake up Sheeple.

Jack Dorsey has stepped down as CEO of Twitter. He will Join TMC

@midwest_100 i retract my statement given this new information

If masks worked why sack all care home workers???‍♀️

In fairness to Oklahoma, If the head coach of Notre Dame ever got poached by another Power 5 school I would probably lose my mind too. However in my entire lifetime all of Notre Dame’s head coaches have been 1. Fired or 2. Brian Kelly

I just saw a child go "I'm going $10 mode" and take out 10 dollars

Me, slamming out my best tweet of the week. ❤️ 1 Me, shitposting in the replies of someone with numbers. ❤️ 4K

Thank you for representing as a Black creative visionary, brave enough to excel boldly in multiple lanes. Pure creative freedom. Rest easy ✊🏾🖤👑 #virgilabloh #creative #thankyou #blackboyjoy

All this jus fuh dead?

- Okay guys let’s wrap up the week at 10am, great effort from everyone, we really did our best. ??

Giriş

I’ve been married to the same woman for 52 yrs 7 mos. I just learned that I don’t hang my hand towel in the bathroom correctly.

It's called an "L2" because now you have two problems.