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But really, it’s our anniversary. Five years of wedded bliss - plus another three of communicating through Twitter. I love you, @dougboneparth.

I wear a mask so that Bill Murray can keep having birthdays.

Youngboy isn’t just a rapper. Youngboy is a lifestyle, a culture, a religion, a tradition, a sexuality, a medicine, a feeling, an emotion, an icon, a symbol for life and happiness, Youngboy is Life. Youngboy is the reason I live. We love Youngboy

From now on I would like @thetheatrecafe to refer to their seating area as “MT Chairs at MT Tables” and that only.

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I'm in a bad place rn guys :( Not mentally, just in Portsmouth

Paneer Butter Masala and Garlic Nan. That’s it . That’s the tweet.

The best things in life are free Chelsea | Tuchel | Thiago Silva

Turns out, the only thing preventing Britain from becoming a Banana Republic was EU regulations about bananas.

why did i tell ant i wanted one of those cute hairless cats and he gone tell me shave my coochie and stand in the mirror…

Do yourself a flavor town and only vibe with people who bring out the baja best in you

they make checkers fries with the pussy part of the potato

Love you guys outrageously so, and miss you even more https://t.co/DsI0xSdyxz

i just made a deal with nox. i’ll love her forever if she loves me forever. she said “forever papa” and we made knowing smiles.

growth is so important to me, I can't be on the same shit forever