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the ‘+’ in LGBTQIA+ stands for ed sheeran

I have this NFT concept where the marketing is basically "What if generative art could be done...by hand?" and it's just a collection of drawings.

Yal wanna be happy ? Stop caring abt what women think .

Fuck coleslaw

Adam Sandler is trending and unfortunately it's not because he died.

there should be playgrounds for adults. i want to climb things and slide down slides.

Alanis needs a seeing irony dog

i’m so happy today for some reason

Tell your dog I said hi

Learn to correct people out of love. ?

Maybe in addition to teaching our daughters to get out of an abusive, manipulative, violent relationship, we should teach our sons not to be abusive, manipulative, violent men?

But really, it’s our anniversary. Five years of wedded bliss - plus another three of communicating through Twitter. I love you, @dougboneparth.

I wear a mask so that Bill Murray can keep having birthdays.

Youngboy isn’t just a rapper. Youngboy is a lifestyle, a culture, a religion, a tradition, a sexuality, a medicine, a feeling, an emotion, an icon, a symbol for life and happiness, Youngboy is Life. Youngboy is the reason I live. We love Youngboy

From now on I would like @thetheatrecafe to refer to their seating area as “MT Chairs at MT Tables” and that only.