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69 days after 4/20 again haha

@espn @TeamJuJu Sus! Ask a female celebrity at least.

Now that @GGSirPAllen has committed to removing racist insignia from his regalia, perhaps he can also commit to removing the ultimate colonial vestige - The Queen - as our Head of State...and by that I mean demitting himself from office. #DontStopThere #GoAllTheWay

Thank goodness for my Bandana....I ain't catching that Rona...🥴🙄🧐🤫😬😄🤣

ahhh nothing like plopping down on the couch after a long day of sitting on a slightly different part of the couch

Fun fact: Gay marriage has now been around longer than the Confederacy.

I just finished my 14th (!) and final lab at WWDC this year. Thank you to all the engineers who worked with me during the week, and I look forward to continuing the discussions on the forums. ? #WWDC #WWDC20

Who controls the memes, controls the Universe

Jumma Mubarak

Literally

Only a matter of time before someone steals a Tesla while playing GTA on a Tesla

WTF barbs got their own country??

@Rinderdetektiv @BVB @ThomMills @youngy18 Ablösefrei is ablösefrei

LAW & ORDER!