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Soccer is not a sport. It is a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages Americans to leave their spouses, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.

10 years of Camp Rock and I’m still bitter we lost.

I need someone's tv provider login, can't watch the game

На пенсию теперь никогда не выйдем :(

Que pasó Colombia

Family, friends, and free WiFi

Persuasion

Any sushi with mangos 😁 and cream cheese

Not seeing my parents ever again.

Soy grilloso: Grillo y cariñoso 😉

No copias al Kanye me copias a mi

It's a bloodbath! :p

Happy Early Father's Day, I Nominate you for the Most loving and hardworking Dad Award. You're an awesome dad, doing a great job and you're so loved! You know who you are!

Conducteur sur la @LigneC_RER @SNCF "On roule à vitesse réduite car la voie pourrait s'effondrer si vous n'êtes pas contents c'est la même (mode c'est pas notre faute) ". C'est bien à la @SNCF d'entretenir les voies ???