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La @SNCF "invite ses passagers à reporter leurs déplacements"... Pouvons nous vous inviter à reporter votre grève ? 😂

I wanna learn to shuffle😁

She’s tough. But she’s worth it

1. D&D has rules. 2. The DM decides how to use those rules. 3. I sometimes clarify what the rules do and do not say and share what our intent was. 4. The DM still decides how to use the rules. #DnD

Anthony Bourdain explained to me what CDO is like no one ever did plus no one roamed around like he did. Such a sad moment. RIP :/ . #AnthonyBourdain

College football's fastest players! 15. @JohnBurt_1, @TexasFootball 10. Marquise Brown (@Primetime_jet), @OU_Football 1. Kendall Sheffield, @OhioStateFB FULL: https://t.co/RAsZYBf9nD (via @ChaseGoodbread) #18for18

Где семилетнему сыну заказать на днюху детей-стриптизёрш?

Yeah, right, yeah, right
#joji

МОЙ ДЕД ПРОВЕРЯЛ НА НАЛ ДЕД МОЕГО ДЕДА ПРОВЕРЯЛ НА НАЛ ЕГО ДЕД ТОЖЕ ПРОВЕРЯЛ НА НАЛ ЗАЧЕМ МНЕ ОПШОНАЛ Я И ТАК МОГУ ПРОВЕРИТЬ НА НАЛ ПРОВЕРЮ НА НАЛ В НАЧАЛЕ МЕТОДА И БРОШУ ЭКСЕПШЕН Я ЖЕ НЕ ДУРАК

Тридцать млн жителей России верят в гомеопатию. А вы?

Which one of these shirts would you wear? I'd like one "Pardi Animal" shirt, please! #CMTawards

When Bill Gates first met Warren Buffett, their host at dinner, Gates’ mother, asked everyone around the table to identify what they believed was the single most important factor in their success through life. Gates and Buffett gave the same one-word answer: “Focus.”

Ура! Скоро пятница.

"i miss this i miss old ___" - you know, legit everything you like from whatever time period ( interviews, photos, videos, and most importantly music) is legit still available haha. how you missing something that you can access at any moment u dumb haha

Going to bed now after doing some research on Twitter find some crazy stuff