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Me: I need a cigarette. Me: No I’ll just vape. Mind: Locate file. DELETE.

I just want someone who looks at me the way my brother looks at ketchup

Fun fact: Gay marriage has now been around longer than the Confederacy.

Dear hitters: If you hit a 3-0 homer off me, I will not consider it a crime. Dear people who are still mad about a hitter hitting: kindly get out of the game. Can’t believe we’re still talking about 3-0 swings. If you don’t like it, managers or pitchers, just be better.

You can’t love your country only when you win. You can't obey the law only when it's convenient. You can't be patriotic when you embrace or enable lies.

It’s time the super-wealthy and big corporations pay their fair share in taxes.

Sometimes u gotta not give a fuck trust God and do you .

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

are u gonna call me beautiful today or do i gotta go to the gas station?

I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

CEASE & DESIST: I, together with many Attorneys and Legal Scholars, am watching the Sanctity of the 2024 Presidential Election very closely because I know, better than most, the rampant Cheating and Skullduggery that has taken place by the Democrats in the 2020 Presidential… https://t.co/iS6767BIxr

Too many ..Fab , black people really magic . Mac Miller nice too though .

uno busca la mejor manera de hacer las cosas pero a veces la mala es la que funciona

Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu

Happy Halloween