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I dont sleep with vaccinated women.

Get in, folks. We're building a better America: https://joebiden.com/

Rihanna is pregnant?! ?❤️

Just want to make people smile. And teach them the perfect squat

kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

Sure could use a good rave What’s your favorite techno

Nothing like going home after a tough loss and playing rocket league only to be bodied by a 12 year old who’s user name is sook_medik

Don’t ask people why they qualified for the vaccine. Thank you.

Green eggs & SPAC

none of you are as smart or as important as you think you are https://t.co/FL3cDvuTEM

hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it

no puedo mas la concha d la lora q feliz estoy

Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!

I don’t cheat baby, I take naps instead

@westcoastbill I was at a lunch with Munger in 2009 where he told the whole table all the ways Tesla would fail. Made me quite sad, but I told him I agreed with all those reasons & that we would probably die, but it was worth trying anyway.