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i wanna change the world... i’ll start with me ♥️

call me marge simpson because i love you homie

Joaquin is just quinoa pronounced in reverse

ESPN Sources: The Lakers are finalizing deal to land Minnesota’s D’Angelo Russell, Malik Beasley and Jarred Vanderbilt in trade including Mike Conley and picks to Timberwolves and Russell Westbrook and a lightly protected 2027 LA first-round pick to Jazz.

Why are people doubting me? Don’t you know I’m a libra ?

@ntvru хаха офигенно

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

Así es cómo se hace

#Bitcoin is a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom, feeding on the fire of truth, exponentially growing ever smarter, faster, and stronger behind a wall of encrypted energy.

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Why is rhode island nor a road or an island

Dr. Benito Camelo. Played by @Quackity. Paranormal Order: Quarentena will happen this Saturday. 23rd of Sept. 6PM (BRT). #OPQ

I’ve been married to the same woman for 52 yrs 7 mos. I just learned that I don’t hang my hand towel in the bathroom correctly.

Why is that young lady’s name spelled “Saweetie” and not “Sweetie”?