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2023 Super Bowl: 2024 Super Bowl: Rihanna is pregnant We’re all pregnant

I believe everyone owes their conspiracy friend an apology at this point.

Eat shit you https://t.co/s9RViCue3A

OMG BLUE IVY JUST PERSONALLY WAVED AT ME. MY LIFE IS OVER.

Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food

Roll tide??????? Nahhhh roll one tf up for dem Tigers!!!!!!!! It’s up!!! We litty. Lidia!!!! LilWeezyana State University lil bih!!!!!!!! Hope Brian use his southern accent at the podium!!!

Stay at Olympic Village for the entire games, absolutely rip through the cafeteria, place last. That’s my dream Olympics https://t.co/TQAC4GsccA

ok I’m taking a nap

if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

My daughter told me that a person we know makes her feel uncomfortable. You know what I DIDN’T say to her? “Be kind to them.” No. I told her to trust her instincts. I explained that girls and women have a unique instinct that helps them to identify possible predators. Enough… https://t.co/heBuT3H3j2

planet fitness isn’t a judge-free zone when I step in?

Somebody should tell Biden that the Taliban are unvaccinated. Maybe then he'll get angry at them.

Demi Lovato goes so hard!!! She gangsta

I can’t wait for the internet to crash.

Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.