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In retrospect, it was inevitable

earth is cancelled

Open your eyes, look up to the skies

Me: i have a headache WebMD: and it’ll be your last

Technically, alcohol is a solution

I’m calling my next album ADELE.

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

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Never say never

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about… https://t.co/HQ1GH57C3w

Everything to the moon!

Facts don't care about your feelings.

I won the Election!

@Gymshark STREAM E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!

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