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SpaceX is going to put a literal Dogecoin on the literal moon

Per aspera ad astra!

Congrats @SpaceX team on an exciting test launch of Starship! Learned a lot for next test launch in a few months.

are you okay? you didn’t say “cows” when we drove by cows

शुभं करोति कल्याणमारोग्यं धनसंपदा । शत्रुबुद्धिविनाशाय दीपज्योतिर्नमोऽस्तुते ॥

69 days after 4/20 again haha

Off Twitter for a while

10 years of Camp Rock and I’m still bitter we lost.

damn a coffin costs $4000??? y'all can bury me loose

Aliens built the pyramids obv

lol

Hate to say it, but we need to increase oil & gas output immediately. Extraordinary times demand extraordinary measures.

The rumor that Bill Gates & I are lovers is completely untrue

Pain.

No.