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ARAGORN: You have my whiskey drink. LEGOLAS: And you have my vodka drink. GIMLI: And my lager drink. FRODO: And my cider drink. SAMWISE: and the songs that remind you of the good times. GANDALF: and the songs that remind you of the best times.

Deeply embarrassing to drive a car. Turning the big wheel like a toddler. Honking your little horn. Real goo goo ga ga behavior

"I'm gonna say this and then I'm gonna end mine." BEYONCE is the best performer in the world. Period.

@JakeSucky Because it takes minutes to understand and a lifetime to master, and the more you invest the greater your returns. The feeling when everything comes together never gets old. Whether it’s a one tap, a perfect spray, a new piece of util, an ace, or a clutch; it’s Counter-Strike.

I want this twink obliterated https://t.co/90Pu5Lpaf5

SIMPING IS KING SHIT!!!

Everything is canon. https://t.co/LT4QkXItR4

Dont forget guys, now the sun is coming out & spring is here, u need to buy more jackets. Whatever jackets u already own, u need more. If u see a nice jacket that u like, don't hesitate, make sure u purchase it. Money is temporary, a nice jacket is permanent. You deserve it.

SPOILER ALERT: there will continue to be new COVID variants until we reach the final strain of the virus called COMMUNISM. Wake up Sheeple.

The CIA dropped off crates of pitbulls in the hood.

I have about 4 dreams a week that I get shot in. Last night, I could actually feel the burn of the bullets as they entered my chest & heart.