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They can steal your recipe but the sauce won’t taste the same

John Lennon couldn’t make Codeine Crazy if his life depended on it. https://t.co/tUs136pXEr

Bitch text me & said she got the rona. I got tested & I'm negative which is crazy because I let her spit in my mouth. Big Vaxxed Papi untouchable!!!!

true humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less -C.S. Lewis ✌?

institutions at every level of society are failing, my optimism has all but eroded but pussy still feel good and that’s enough for me to keep trying

I heard you broke as fuck in the crib eating pizza rolls

Hit this kk and become yourself.

europe’s whole schtick is “at least we’re not american” while being 100% responsible for the concept of america 😭

America loves Joshua

it’s getting harder to unsubscribe

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

LinkedIn kholo toh career ki aur Instagram kholo toh lifestyle ki insecurity hoti hain, Twitter hi badhiya hain, wohi 8-10 racists ulti seedhi bhakchodi pelte rehte ghar jaisa mahaul lagta hain

After 3 decades of listening to his doctors, my father ended up with: • Cancer • Diabetes • Heart disease After 3 years of listening to his son... He lost 40lbs & became cancer free. Here's 19 health secrets his doctors never told him: 1. Stop doing diets that have a… https://t.co/7PhkW0QyOm

all alone

Fake has become so acceptable that people get offended when you keep it real.