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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE OTHER THAN THAT DUMB SON OF A BITCH HULK HOGAN

I have a theory that this entire production is recorded with everyone doing voiceovers of their original shots. The audio is too perfect.

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Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" was less than 5K streams from breaking the record for biggest streaming day for a hip-hop song in Spotify history on May 9. It earned 12.38 million. The record is held by Drake's "Girls Want Girls" with 12.385 million.

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Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:58:21.

Hi Toobin - fyi you waived your right to use the term “disgraced” about other lawyers when you took your dick out of your pants and jerked off in front of your collleagues https://t.co/MZwP2r1QOT

Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge.

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i just want Frank Ocean to come back