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Wake up. Hit snooze 4 times. Stare at your phone. Roll out of bed. Make coffee. Sit in traffic. 8 hours of unfulfilling work. Sit in traffic... again. Argue with your "significant" other. Walk the pet. Watch TV. Pass out. Repeat. This should scare the shit out of you.

Made some good progress yesterday! https://t.co/4iPONBSIM5

keep your cameras clean ❤️

One day you'll realize why your timing was perfect and why things had to happen the way they did. To protect you, to guide you and to redirect you to where you were always meant to be. Trust the process of your path - it's all divine timing.

Now I'm losing the huile d'olive https://t.co/SDlIybmJGZ

Sometimes life doesn’t go as planned and you just gotta find joy in the unknown.

I saw Hbox at the gym, holding a 45 pound dumbbell. He said, "you can take the rat out of the gym, but you can't take the gym out of the rat, isn't that right buddy?" I laughed as a courtesy. "Hey would you mind spotting me?" Hbox asked. "I'm doing weighted pop offs today"

A little red wine, vintage record, some Ambien ... and magic!

@AndrewYang My brother, you have to keep reading. What happened next?

O Butantan esclarece que não será necessária uma 3ª dose da vacina contra a Covid-19. Afirmar isso é disseminar Fake News. A Coronavac é segura e eficaz após o ciclo de duas doses e mais 15 dias, conforme apontam vários estudos.

can someone send me the link to xcx world???

पढ़ाई लिखाई करी होती, कभी स्कूल गए होते, किसी बड़े पद पर होते तो आज रामचरितमानस के दोहे पढ़ने की जरूरत नहीं पड़ती।

When ur boyfriend jeans are also ur skinny jeans ?

Strength in numbers ??

@realchasegeiser ?? worth it