Print Chetan Malhotra tweets

@chemalhotra
If Craig Federighi doesn't run from one floor to another today at #WWDC21, I am calling out the BS.

@chemalhotra
People follow people, not companies. Who’s the genius who quoted this?

@chemalhotra
I guess every internet company has suddenly decided to host a dev conference or webinar in June? What the hell's going on.

@chemalhotra
Transferwise is good and all but Intl money transfers are still way to complex and expensive. Now before laser eyes people shout "Well crypto solves this", I would like to say my cloud provider doesn't accept any DOGE. Maybe crypto should solve this first?

@chemalhotra
Pretty sure no supplement can match the dopamine levels after buying a new domain for a side project. Bought today, work starts tomorrow. Hope the dopamine stays put.

@chemalhotra
So when can we expect a movie or tv show based on the Apple vs Epic games fiasco?

@chemalhotra
If @dogecoin doesnt cross $1 as soon as @elonmusk is on SNL, I will loose faith in meme instruments.

@chemalhotra
Just realised @stripe shows you your "Top customers" on the basis of their spendings. This is such a simple thing but so thoughtful. Kudos to whoever at stripe thought of this.

@chemalhotra
Ngl, twitter is the funniest place to be a week after a political crisis.