Print Chetan Malhotra tweets

In the first half of this year all I saw was "We are in this together." and in the second half all I see is "It's okay to be not okay!".

Curb your conformity.

In capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's the other way around.
- Some genius person.

We need better record labels.

Change my mind.

If the earth was flat cats would have pushed us off the edge by now.

The CANCEL MOB complaining about the CANCEL MOB is the the most ridiculous thing I have come across.

Masks have to be the new sneakers!
@stockx @cutlerscott you guys listening?

.xyz has to be the coolest domain after .com . Still can't understand why I see it so less!

Ok who shorted oil futures here? We need to be friends asap! #OilCrash

OK, here's the thing. We can work towards world peace. We would be needing a God to govern and a Batman to straighten up bad guys! Umm... I guess only a batman would do.

why hasn't anyone written a utopian version of 1984 yet? would love to read that.

m&m's sucks.

Using a company's name as a verb is a bad bad thing imo. It clearly leads to monopoly. Next time you want to look something up on the web, search it, probably don't google it.

The purpose of studying economics is to learn how not to be deceived by economists. - Joan Robinson, 1969

Motovational video: Successful people wake up at 4 A.M.
Me: I can easily do 4. But i would be going to bed at 4. Does that work?