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I learned that cheaters aren't tortured wannabe polyamorists or something when I suggested polyamory to my cheating ex & her response was, 'I don't want to deal with honesty or jealousy.' π Lesson learned, babes.

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me in my early twenties after throwing out my favorite pair of shorts because they made a man I was dating uncomfortable


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when he describes his ideal partner as someone who doesn't leave the house or travel ever


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Cishet monogamous men will say shit like, "dating is so hard nowadays, women keep leaving the house????" with a completely straight face omg. π

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To people calling it 'ethical' non-monogamy: can I make anything ethical by adding the word 'ethical' to the name or does only non-monogamy work like that? π€

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Personally, I would love a President who freestyles in the mirror. π


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Based on the #AcrossTheSpiderVerseπ· trailer, it looks like Miles Morales is gonna have the best trilogy in the Marvel multiverse! Sorry Tony, Cap, & Peter # 1. β€οΈ


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I want the MCU to get even queerer than this but I'm grateful that Marvel got to this point. (And I want Valkyrie to find happiness!!)


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polyamory is often treated like it's unromantic or selfish but it's kinda fucking sweet. anyway, here's a pic of me coworking with my metamour & our man yesterday.


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Marvel Cinematic Universe π€ #Barbie Cinematic Universe π€ Keeping Kingsley Ben-Adir and Simu Liu busy this year


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Can someone break down how the MCU is both Earth-616 and Earth-199999 for me? Like I'm five. #AcrossTheSpiderVerse

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Every day I log in to this app & something new is broken but Elon asking for $8 π

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Transitioning from my Winter slut clothes to my Spring slut clothes π₯°
