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capitalism was literally built for women

ye coke studio mujhe ek din muslim bana dega

dogs mating season coming up, college campus me bohot awkward hone wala hai

created a fake scenario, which later became reality, I've never been smoother in dialogue because i had thought of every scenario in my mind
so, its not that bad after all

sometimes all you need in life is some jeeravan

jab nahi nahaya hota hai to "you're too sweaty" and jab naha ke aau to "itna deo kyu chhidak ke aaya hai"
kya karu mai saaf saaf batade behen 😩

bc abhi kal hi to Midsem hue the, prof log endsem ki baatein karne lage abhi se

Conman @AnushrutaT taught me the best way to have black coffee is to have it with 10 rupee unibic cookies, and my life has never been better

before every 8 am minor class, 30 mins are gone into contemplating my life decisions

a mosquito sat on my tshirt doing nothing till i went from my room to the washroom
fcker treated me like a taxi

Samsung pay is pretty good NGL
Simple UI, limited features, does the job

duniya me sab kuch khatam ho jayega lekin IIT/NIT ke bachho me se JEE dene ka ghamand nahi jayega

bhai @mittalparth_
bas kar kitna code review karega
management ki class chal rahi hai😩😩

Bois be saying kaam karne ka point nahi hai then keep doing work in between class
@mittalparth_ is bois

rick and morty season 6 came out and nobody told me for a month??