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log dimaag chalane me aalas kyu karte hain

starting to like green and brown tshirts, ek baar dhul jaate hain to fade nahi hote, they become a new colour,
green -> pale green -> paler green -> .....

A friend and I were sitting and eating, here's how the conversation went:
Him: Vo jo jaa raha hai, apne year ka hai kya
Me: Naah, he's too cheerful to be a third year, fresher hai pakka

Why is engineering like this😭

yaar mujhe nahi dhoni tshirts, mai kal se kurta pehen raha yahan pe 😭😭

my parents never trained me how to behave when guests come over, vo log to mast meethi meethi baat karne lag jaate the, idhar meri gaand fat ti thi, kya react karu, itne pyaar se kyu baat kar rahe ho tum log ekdum se 😭😭😭😭😭

me and my 7 year old Skechers

Food ads be like: Looking for Healthy snacks?
No bro, i want some sleep, you have any?

Hi @WhatsApp
What do you guys think of adding scheduled messages instead of us relying on third-party apps 🙂

Whether you like it or not, this scene was stolen from Singh is Kinng no cap

after one year of staying in a hostel and cleaning my room everyday, i can finally sympathise with my maid, mushkil hai yaar, mat daalo itna pressure, har kona saaf karne ki zarurat nahi hoti!!

another Sunday, another road trip

just performed scream metal on stage, waited years to get a chance🥹🥹

bought this Bindi from Indore when i last came, now whenever I tie a Pagg, it reminds me of my mom, full home vibes

sitting down with her and listening to heavy metal >>>>>>>>

Hostel Achievement: got to know the taste of expired bread