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@normaldanish
prof teaches for 15 minutes, gives gyan on income tax and capitalism for the rest 35, best prof ever?

@normaldanish
never have I ever just "sat" with my Bois, hamesha kuch distraction le aate hain, bhai bhookh lagi hai, bhai vo gaana laga de, bhai chal koi movie dekhte hain
bhai, ek baar bas baith ja na shanti se

@normaldanish
I have an old speaker, sometimes it rattles at high volumes, except at songs by Ali Sethi.
My man's voice so smooth and sweet🥰🥰

@normaldanish
bhai ek group talk me chup rehna kitna difficult hai, you have to actually care how people are seeing you, bolte waqt kamse kam mine occupied to rehta hai

@normaldanish
online sem me pass hue seniors bol rahe the SM electives le lena, chill rahega, bhai idhar haath dukh jata hai answer khatam nahi hote inke.

@normaldanish
Why do my tweets appear on my feed?
It's like seeing your own poop in your bedroom just after a dump, I flushed it down the sewer for a reason!



