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not me using my end semester examinations as a means to practice my new signature

gboard gives me better pick up lines than my brain does

bhai life me convo pe aaye hue seniors jitna chill chahiye

hello, how to handle 5 year olds, please help

If I've opened twitter in a public space, just know you are super boring and i am not talking again.

shitting on a commode with a pagg on feels royal, very royal

Bossman @AnushrutaT is the current best barista in NITK

Was discussing with my friend how hospitals inside colleges have the same profs teaching and working.
We concluded with the statement, "Oh yeah, doctory is a practical degree na, engineering me to chalta hai 0 experience pe padhana."

it's crazy to see how a hospital operates, everything in synergy, everything working somehow in sequence and planning

One big perk of a beard is, if something spills out of my mouth, it gets feeded to my beard, tshirt gandi nahi hoti

kya college me itne logo ki zarurat thi

Currently reading The Myth of Sisyphus, and i realised my dad has been an absurdist all along.

bhai mai jhooth nahi bol raha hu, 3rd sem se ye log same hi cheez course name change kar karke padha rahe hain
aur ham kisi course me nahi seekh paa rahe😭😭

i will never collaborate on a project with a valorant addict

The amount of tweets one does is inversely proportional to the amount of DMs one gets, talking about the male gender here.