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you can see me go from "just three more semester left🥲" to "three more to go 😭" in a matter of 5 minutes

nowadays all my motivation to learn and work comes from attending classes daily, vahan saamne koi padhate rehta hai, mujhe lagta hai ye sab sunne se achha kuch useful hi karleta hu

bhai yaar log self depreciating jokes pe bhi khud offence le lete hain
i know you care but like
meri beizzati ho rahi hai
aur pata hai kaun kar raha hai?
mai khud!!

I am as useless in my current relationship as the guitar guy in this AP Dhillon Concert

Mera ek chhota sa sawal hai, ye AP Dhillon ke concert me Guitar wale kya kar rahe hain

there's a guy in our college who brings these masala parmal from his town, and boy they are good

I have never been so high time than this two teaspoons of cough syrup i took just now

the call it's small business but like this not even doing like 5 to 10% awards small business is make

remove this sentence
Google please remove the sentence
oh god this speech to type feature is so lame
I'm going to eat it like this only XD
not eat tweet f***** tweet tweet

I'm was too lazy to type so I discovered you can speak and type? This feature is awesome exclamation exclamation! ! !
I am just wishing this feature comes in Hindi to because I can't just say behan chod and see Google butcher the holy word.

Okay this is bugged me for a long while, but,
Why is MakeMyTrip and BookMyShow logos the same?
the fvcking same!!!

bhai log daaru se zyada cough syrup peene ke baad motivate karte hain sone ke liye, bc mai daaru peene ke baad zyada bada aatank hu na, tab bolo na sone ke liye

bas kabhi kabhar hi lagta hai ki thoda bohot kuch PM type kaam kar raha hu, achha lagta hai

4 din ki chhutti kya mili pura college hi bimaar ho gaya

i had never seen the homepage to github before today, first time i got logged out, sad

hey god, i changed my bedsheet after 3 months, what more do you want from me to cure me of this throat infection😭😭